My mother built a bridge to the grandchild she'd never meet (Washington Post, May 2020)

Dorothy Parker Explains Remote Kindergarten (McSweeney's Internet Tendency, August 2020)

Knotted Ribbon (Key Ring Chronicles, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, July 2020)


Password Recovery Questions for Women Who Kept Their Names After Marriage (The Belladonna, June 2020)

I'm Ready for My Slightly Overdue Bikini Wax in Your Salon (The Belladonna, April 2020)

Daily Itinerary of the Two-Week Old Green Eggplant in My Refrigerator (The Belladonna, November 2019)


Realistically Renewed Vows, Four Years After Our Wedding (Slackjaw, August 2020)

Everything I'm Afraid Might Happen if I Unmute Myself to Speak on Zoom (Slackjaw, June 2020)

How to Talk to a New Mom (Slackjaw, January 2020)


Ketamine and Anxiety (Huffington Post, July 2020)


Nine Mindfulness Practices to Help You Endure Virtual Summer Camp (Points in Case, July 2020)

Seven Mishaps at Whole Foods that, Looking Back, Were Only Partially My Fault (Points in Case, December 2019)

I Am the Middle-Aged Jumper at the Trampoline Park Who's Definitely Not Too Old for This (Points in Case, August 2019)


Mindfulness Hack: How to Use 4th of July Consumer Explosives to Augment Your Meditation Practice (Little Old Lady Comedy, July 2019)

Directions for Navigating a Broken Heart at Free People (Little Old Lady Comedy, January 2020)



Gluten-Free John Hughes Movies (Weekly Humorist, April 2020)



Quotes from Real Human Dads at 2AM When the Baby is Screaming Again (Sammiches & Psych Meds/Mock Mom, December 2019)


A Simple Observation (on Italian Language and Living) (Ovunque Siamo, September 2019)